The whole go hug a tree cliché is 100% played out. Can we officially take this out of the “Book of Legitimate Criticisms”? The funny thing is; the people that say this type of thing would probably feel much better if they actually approached a tree and gave it a good squeeze. Let’s get real; how can you bet hatin’ while you are taking part in a warm embrace with a… TREE? I am going to step out on a limb (no pun intended – honestly) and say that it is absolutely impossible. Now that we have established that this is a genuine notion, we can proceed with this lovable and practical tip for hate reduction.
Preparation
This step is pretty simple. There is a good chance that you might want to switch up your outfit for the tree hug. Get into some clothes that you would do some “housework” in. Doing this will greatly increase the likelihood of Hate Loss™. Why? It will all make sense soon. Keep reading.
Activity
If you have a yard, great! If you have tree in that yard, that’s even better. If this does not apply to you, don’t trip. You should be able to find a tree within VERY reasonable walking distance. If that is not the case, you should in all probability start trippin’. The air that you breathe is… questionable. Bottom line: Find a freakin’ tree. They’re out there. I promise you that. You found tree; ideally it will be thicker than your leg. It is preferable that you do more embracing of the tree than yourself. Okay, you have the tree in your sights. IMPORTANT: Be gentle, but not touchy. The tree is alive, so treat it like a friend. Don’t act like your hugging somebody that is way out of your league (groping). Keep it respectful. Okay! Go for it. Look that tree right in the bark and… HOLD IT FIRMLY. Close your eyes for improved Hate Loss™.
Hate Loss™ Reminder – On the road to hate loss it is vital to remember that hugging a tree is 100% hate-proof.
